Flirty Jokes in Hindi – Boy vs Girl Chat

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Try any of these Flirty Jokes in Hindi to move your relationship ahead, sometime the mood is come to the flirting you actually don’t know from where to start kickstart conversation.

Flirty Jokes in Hindi

Kaun Si Dahara 144 ya fir 145 😜

Ladki raat ko karib 2 baje tak chatting kar rhi thi
ek anjaan ladka use message karta hai …
Ladka – aap meri friend banogi.?
Ladki – ha kyu nahi jaroor
Ladka – aapka naam kya hai?
Ladki – Dhara.!
Ladka – kaun si dhara 144 ya 145 🙂 😉
Ladki ne 1 second me block kar diya 🙂😂😂😂


Han Hum Ameer Hai Naa 😜

Ladka – kya bat hai aapke paas itni badi car😳 hai..?
Ladki – haa ham ameer hain na isiliye.!
Ladka – are waaah itna mehnga mobile bhi😳 hai.?
Ladki – haa ham ameer hain na.!
Ladka – itna mehnga sone (gold) ka haal bi😳 hai.?
Ladki – haa ham ameer hain na.!
Ladka – chalo humare sath gadi me 😉 baitho..!
Ladki – kyu ?
Ladka – hum chor hain na ….!!!🙂 😉


Valentine 😍 day aane wala hai

Ladka bus me ek sundar 🥰 ladki ke paas baith gya
Ladka – Valentine day aane waala hai..???
Ladki – to mein kya kru.??
Ladka – me to tumhe “darling”😍 kehna pasand krunga tum muje kya kehna pasand krogi.???
Ladki – me tumhe “Bhaiya” 😜kahna pasand krungi 🙂 😉


Career banau ya 🤪 ladki patau

Ladka apni girlfriend ke ghar ke bahar khada tha tabhi aunty bahar nikal kar aayi or boli
Aunty – kyu khade ho yha ?🤨
Ladka – aise hi bss..!😉
Aunty – beta yhi umr hai thoda padho likho career set kar lo apna..
Ladka – aapki ladki to mere se set 🤪 ho nahi rhi hai career kya khak set karunga 🙂


Khuda ne tumhe fursat 😍 mein banaya hoga

Girlfriend – Janu me dikhne me 😉 kaisi lagti hu
Boyfriend – ekdam apsara, khuda ne tumko fursat me bnaya hoga
Girlfriend – sacchi janu 😍
Boyfriend – haa kyunki faltu ke kam fursat me hi kiye jate🤪 hain 🙂 😉
Breakup..


Ladki wale mujhe dekhne 🤪 aa rhe hai

Pappu – papa jldi se taiyar 🙂 ho jao
Papa – kyu ?
Pappu – are aaj ladki wale muje 😍 dekhne aa rhe hain
Papa – abe tujhe kisne kaha ? 🤨
Pappu – are wo pados me uncle hai na mene unki ladki ko ched diya to wo bole – “dekh lenge tujhe” 🤪 🙂 😉


Sautela boyfriend hee 🤨 bana le .!

ladaki college mein seedhiyon se utar rahee thee..
ladaki – mera raasta chhod mujhe jaldee ghr jaana hai
ladka – mujhe apana boyfriend bana le…
ladaki – mujhe use kya phaayada hoga ?
ladka – roj bike par ghar chhod kar aaunga..
ladaki – nahi..! mera pehle se boyfriend hai.
ladka – are kamini sautela boyfriend hee bana le 🙂 🙂


Ladka roj mujhe tang karata hai

ek Ladka roj ek Ladki ko ghoorata tha
Ladki (thaanedaar se) – ye Ladka roj mujhe tang karata hai
thaanedaar – kyon be, aaj dande se teree haddee todoonga
ladki (pitaee ke baad) – ab aaya maja , ab chhedega
ladka –
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maidam pepar mein phel ho jao
to isaka matalab ye nahin ki padhana chhod do 🙂 🙂


Girlfriend ki Bejjati

Ladki apne puraane boyfriend se – naaraaj ho kya ?
boyfriend – nahin to kyoon 🙂 🙂 ?
Ladki – kal tumhaara birth de tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaaya
boyfriend –
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parason teree suhaagaraat 😍 thee toone mujhe bulaaya kya ?/
Ladki – bhaag kamine 🙁 🙁


daarling main to super heero hoon

Ladke ne Facebook pe Ladki ko pataaya
Ladki – aap kaam kya karte ho ?
Ladka – daarling 😍 main to super heero hoon
Ladki – achha spider man ho ya iron man
Ladka –
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nahin main to vaachamain hoon ,
chaukeedaaree karata hoon 🙂 🙂
Facebook pe block 🙂 🙂


koi kutta vishvaas nahin karta

Ladki – mera peechha kyon kar rahe ho
Ladka – jaaneman 😍 tumhaaree umr kya hai ?
Ladki – chal hutt main kyu bataoon ?
Ladka – ye ladakiyaan apanee umr kyon nahin bataatee hain
Ladki – kyunki koi kutta vishvaas hee nahin karta
Ladka – achaa aapke umr🤪 kitni hai
Ladki – 23 saal
Ladka – lagti to nahi🤪 ho
Ladki – mainne pahale hee bola tha ki
koi kutta vishvaas nahin karta 🙂 🙂

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